JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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