Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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