Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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