I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
True strength comes from lack of pants
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
