Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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