Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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