its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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