butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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