I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You are a genius and a whore.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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