i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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