road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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