What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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