is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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