ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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