We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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