there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
This baby is an asshole
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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