Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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