she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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