I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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