id be glad to
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We talked him into tasing himself.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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