Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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