walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
where are my eyebrows?
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