Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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