Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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