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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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