Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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