susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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