you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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