love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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