The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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