i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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