What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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