There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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