what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm sobbing to NWA
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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