I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Randomize