Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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