My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
