You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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