how can u be prego again
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
