she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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