I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just want to make out with him forever
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Someone signed my nipple.
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