Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
COCAINE IS GR8
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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