so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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