She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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