I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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