We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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