first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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