theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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