4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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