Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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