He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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