I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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