I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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