dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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