i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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