i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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