Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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