This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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