Where are you?
In a non slutty way
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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