dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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